Sanitaire Chopstick 128.06

The allergen filtration is unprecedented
And a fifty foot cord doesn't hurt
The cord is like an Asian noodle
But inedible due to the plastic and wires

Rate Kerning 426.882.01

As we pull the numbers closer together
We end up with more space at either end
And even though we corral the data
They look better when left wild

Chrome 1.1

Your deal on value will save us a ton
We cut to the chase here and it is reflective
Like us, awaiting rust

Fire Scare 2.379.01

You brought me fire scare and polluted chits
It rained on Thursday and safety prevailed
That was close.

Grand Total 4.263

We saw the agent of destruction
And he was white and silly
Making us comfortable
And our comfort was owed to us
The grand total brought us forward
Leaving the losers behind
Making us comfortable
I wish your blood was propane
So you would explode while smoking
I wish your organs were full of natural gas
So blue fire would burst through your skin
I wish you would have described to me
The agent
It was too much for you to trust
That we would get the joke
And now we will load you like tinder and pitch our full containers forward
Into the conflagration
And it will be funny

Drinking Your Sorrows Away

I have been drinking your sorrows away
And you seemed pretty sad today
So I have kept my pledge with stoicism
To the point that I am a fucked up organism
But I was fucked up before my declaration
That I would imbibe on behalf of your station
So while your eyes become leaky with primitive tears
I order one more delicious craft beer

Once the Infected

Our outer perimeter was overrun
Once the infected had an advantage
We were the lesser species
We would give way to a new global order
Not ruled by politics or economy
But by flesh and agony