Scant Skunk 0.0

Scant scent
Skunk scent
Western wear leather scent
Skunk leather scent

Fundus Pertinse 1.10

Tasks unaccomplished
World War I
Stack of unpaid bills
World War II
Reheated frozen Indian food
Priceless

Sanitaire Chopstick 128.06

The allergen filtration is unprecedented
And a fifty foot cord doesn't hurt
The cord is like an Asian noodle
But inedible due to the plastic and wires

Rate Kerning 426.882.01

As we pull the numbers closer together
We end up with more space at either end
And even though we corral the data
They look better when left wild

Chrome 1.1

Your deal on value will save us a ton
We cut to the chase here and it is reflective
Like us, awaiting rust

Fire Scare 2.379.01

You brought me fire scare and polluted chits
It rained on Thursday and safety prevailed
That was close.

Grand Total 4.263

We saw the agent of destruction
And he was white and silly
Making us comfortable
And our comfort was owed to us
The grand total brought us forward
Leaving the losers behind
Making us comfortable
I wish your blood was propane
So you would explode while smoking
I wish your organs were full of natural gas
So blue fire would burst through your skin
I wish you would have described to me
The agent
It was too much for you to trust
That we would get the joke
And now we will load you like tinder and pitch our full containers forward
Into the conflagration
And it will be funny